Drive your limo off a cliff
Fly your plane into a blimp
Fight a girl with pms
Try to steal some fighter jets

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
While playing GTA V

Play chicken with a train
Tell Travor that he's insame
Shoot a tank of natural gas
Open the door when you're driving fast

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
While playing GTA V

Go swimming with some sharks
Touch a stripper's private parts
Punch a cop and hang around
Drop a grenade on the ground

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
While playing GTA V

Hunt a mountain lion with no weapons
Do not take all your anti-depressants
Insult a group full of darker skinned people
Get in a wrec while not wearing your seatbelt
Tripping and falling into a pole
Of course you'll respawn but at least you know

The dumbest ways to die...
The dumbest ways to die...
The dumbest ways to die...
While playing... While playing GTA V