She looked so sleek and sassy
Rolling down Rodeo Drive
She got her daddys black Corniche
And her tennis pro by her side

And she wants her mothers lover
To exercise her skill
And if she dont score him fast
She knows that her brother will

Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
I swear I couldnt drink half as much as she spills
I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills
Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills

She says that shes an actress
Just never got a part
Now shes a teenage mess
With a burned out Gucci heart

She cracked one day at Cartier
When things came to a head
They put her trinkets away
And wrapped her up instead

Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
I swear I couldnt drink half as much as she spills
I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills
Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills

She bit like a dog and she screamed like [bad word] "You aint taking me to no padded cell
You better take all your hands off my high priced tail"

Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
I swear I couldnt drink half as much as she spills
I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills
Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills