Ralph Baer, Brown Box, Odyssey and Magnavox
M.I.T., OXO, Spacewar! and Pong

Coleco and Intellivision, Atari (then Activision)
Miyamoto, and Nintendo, plumbers- Donkey Kong

Space Invaders, Pac-man, Samus and her stellar cans
Dig Dug, Turbo, Frogger, Q*bert, Mario

Game crash ’83- adios Atari
ET buried still, Albuquerque Landfill!
 [bad word] The Wii didn’t start the fire
How we’ve done some growin’
Since our cartridge blowin’
The Wii didn’t start the fire
With our fingers bleeding
We were quarter feeding

NES, Luigi, Bowser, Tetris, Yoshi
Master System, Castlevania, Final Fanstasy

Dragon Quest, Megaman, Wolfenstein and Bomberman
Zelda rap, look it up “Your parents help you hook it up!”

Neo Geo, Genesis, Game Boy, SNES
Sonic series, Earthworm Jim, Chrono Trigger, FINISH HIM!

Carmen Sandiago chase, Kirby likes to stuff his face
Virtual Boy- what’s in store? “…a Nintendo 64!”
 [bad word] 
Star [bad word] Pak, Ocarina, plumber’s back
Goldeneye, Perfect Game- Perfect Dark, not the same

Sega Saturn, CD ROM, Playstation, Pokemon
Solid Snake, Lara Croft, Square Enix and Ubisoft

Aeris eats it, Quake, Doom, Monkey Island™, Bandicoot
Gran Turismo nice car, Gordon Freeman crow bar

Thief, Homeworld, Silent Hill, Starcraft, Resident Evil
Bowser racing Mario, Myst and Grim Fandango!
 [bad word] 
Dreamcast, online play, PS2 and GTA
Smash Bros, Halo, hand/controller ratio

Way too many Pokemon, [bad word] over while you’re gone
DDR, KOTOR, Warcraft 3 and God of War

Prince of Persia, Kindom Hearts, Havoc flailing body parts
WOW arrives, lonely wives, orcs and dwarves [bad word] lives!
 [bad word] 
Santa brought a 360, Bluray on the PS3
Gameboy second screen, watch your grandma play the Wii
Space Marines and Red Rings, Let me skip the cutscenes,
Tweens mash classic rock, flimsy plastic headstock

LIVE thrives, pricks abound, PSN a ghosttown
Gabe and Tycho, Mountain Dew, G4, Yahtzee, Chip Tune
Motion sensors all the same, Blizzard gives us one campaign
DLC,  [bad word] the fee!” 3DS and Half Life 3!
 [bad word] 
The Wii didn’t start the fire
Yeah gaming’s on a roll
Just look at Uwe Boll, 'we Boll, 'we Boll, Wii Bowl....