One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five,
Six,
Seven,
Eight,
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
The twelve king [bad word] 
Uh
It's pimp gator
Peep the Jewels

king pimp's been here for years representin' [bad word] to this [bad word] I'll break down a lesson
Step by step
Like a booklet for you to sweat
And try to apply
To make yourself fly
No. 1: must be strong in mind and spirit
When idiots talk inferior [bad word] [bad word] it off when you hear it
Never fear it
Don't put a knife to a broad
Cause the [bad word] is mightier than the sword
Peep the metaphor
You'll find more
Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated
38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn't be intimidated
You must play past the devils trickery
Prison, liquor and hits of Nicotine and chicks with V.D.
No. 2: must control seven or eight [bad word] at once
freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt
Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness
Intelligence but never with an iron-fist
No. 3: only [bad word] with a [bad word] when you're both clickin'
Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't [bad word] with chickens
4: must withstand all criticism
Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin'
jizzm
It's a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism
That it's wrong but it isn't
No. 5: never let a female be equal with you
Equal right's a fantasy it [bad word] back to normal soon
Refuse to have oral- with your woman unless you choose
Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you
She was put on earth to serve men
She may enjoy a [bad word]  but deep down she'll loose respect for you then
Only animals you see lickin'  organs are dogs and cats
Females know, during their period [bad word] are filthy like rats
6: you'll use violence in self-defense
To protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possess
No. 7: never strike a [bad word] with a pipe or a knife

Only strike 'em to shock 'em back to reality's light
Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf club
Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw blood
You can start flippin'
Grippin' her like a victim
But never start hittin'
This is called the king pimp's whippin'
No. 8: since cleanliness is next to godliness
You must keep your hygiene clean regardless
shower a day'll do and keep your physical being
In the best condition possible it could be in
No. 9: you're never stingy, greedy, thrifty or cheap
When [bad word] to you and your peeps
You owe yourself the best treats
No. 10: never sweat when a [bad word] leaves you knowing
The story of a man's life, a [bad [bad word] and one going [bad word] better the next time
They only make room for a higher grade [bad word]  the next one is always a
better kind
11: you're only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unless
You're fortunate enough to get re-elected
And if she leaves before her term is up, she faked it
Cause she wasn't ready for a king pimp anyway, kid
Let her [bad word] with the other 51 pimp-types, they're better for her
Welfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera
12: there's leaders and followers
king pimp never follows a hollow-headed [bad word] swallower
Or a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollars
Even a scholar
Of Cabala doesn't get followed
The only one that got it like that solid is god, kid
Cause he's brolicy, understands every topic on how a pimp rocks [bad word] Follow [bad word]  you'll have mad D-cups and A-cups [bad [bad word]  around butt naked with pretty make-up
The respect these [bad word] will have for you will be sacred [bad word]  pay up
I'll put your [bad word]  head in the toilet, wake up!

The 12 king [bad word] No doubt
Respect it
It's pimp gator
All you pimps all ov