She wanted to be a nun
 Until that fateful day we met
 I beat the [bad word]  In the game [bad word] roulette
 I burned my Beatles records
 Because she hated number nine
 She licked rock cocaine suckers
 Laughed, said her mom's doing mine

 well, are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned
 Because I can't take it alone
 I can't take it alone
 I hope I didn't just give away the ending

 We started limping,
 Caught the handicap shuttle to town
 And yelled "God's healed us"
 As we ran off the bus the driver just frowned
 By the way this girl was y and she wouldn't touch you
 That may not be [bad word]  But I said it so you'd feel involved with this song

 Are you an illusion
 Or am I just getting stoned
 Because I can't take it alone
 I can't take it alone
 I hope I didn't just give away the ending

 We caught a fey taxi driver
 I smiled the ride was free
 I felt like Amsterdam
 She wanted more [bad word] and maybe me
 I told her dealer I was broke
 He hired a camera man
 We did a porno film for coke
 I hear I'm big in Japan

 Are you an illusion
 Or am I just getting stoned
 Because I can't take it alone
 I can't take it alone
 I hope I didn't just give away the ending

 we went back to her kitchen
 Put the coke all in a can
 Tied up a T.V minister
 In walked her dad
 He started drinking coffee
 Too much sugar on the go
 He fell dead on the floor
 He thought the coke was sweet'n'low

 well are you an illusion
 Or am I just getting stoned
 Because I can't take it alone
 I can't take it alone
 I hope I didn't just give away the ending

 Boy was she upset but then she stole her dad's wallet and
 I drove him to the hospital
 To sell all of his donatable body parts
 And this is where she dies
 They brought the depressed junkie in
 She shot his Cyanide up
 I guess she thought it was errol flynn
 I'm blamed in the confusion
 The police being phoned
 I don't even love you
 We weren't even friends
 It's just that I can't take it alone
 Uh, huh
 I can't take it alone
 I hope I didn't just give away the ending [repeat 6 times]
 Aw Jesus, Ah s***
 I think I just gave away the ending