walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see 
all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me 
which is my favorite, where is my chance 
to remove the product and stick it in my pants 

cuz I want to see, what`s on sale whats for free 
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies 
who steal from me, and from you 
(if only you knew, then you would steal too) 

 [bad word]  the products in my grip 
I am only shopping, but now it`s time to lift 
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick 
the product I`ve selected is concealed against my [bad word] 

cuz I want to see, what`s on sale whats for free 
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies 
who steal from me, and from you 
(if only you knew, then you would steal too) 

paranoid as [bad word] security in tow 
is he really traling me and does he really know? 
of my little secret my pride and his shame 
this is so exciting kid, it`s like a [bad word] game 
I`m almost to the counter, will I make it to the door 
will I get away like a million times before? 
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store? 
like if the product I`ve selected slips and crashes to the floor 

Five finger discount! 

and I want to see, what`s on sale whats for free 
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies 
who steal from me, and from you 
(if only you knew, then you would steal too) 

paranoid as [bad word] security in tow 
is he really traling me and does he really know? 
of my little secret my pride and his shame 
this is so exciting kid, it`s like a [bad word] game 
I`m almost to the counter, will I make it to the door 
will I get away like a million times before? 
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store? 
like if the product I`ve selected slips and crashes to the floor 

I get to the door and out the door I slide 
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride 
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail 
as I have a little feast of what`s on sale.