well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
 but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
 and you're an [bad word] addict.
 you're an [bad word] addict.
 sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
 now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
 and you're an [bad word] addict.
 you're an [bad word] addict.
 uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
 you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
 but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.
 and you're an [bad word] addict.
 you're an [bad word] addict.
 you're a kid cassanova. you're a no-josep 
 it's a labour of love [bad word] yourself to death.
 [bad word] addict.
 you're an [bad word] addict.
 uh huh, uhhhhh [x10] 
 you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
 you even made it with the lady, 
 who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
 butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
 children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
 oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
 if your  mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
 you're an [bad word] addict.
 you're an [bad word] addict.
 johnny want [bad word] always and all ways.
 he's got the energy, he will amaze.
 he's an [bad word] addict.
 he's an [bad word] addict.
 he's always at it.
 he's always at it.
 and he's an [bad word] addict.
 he's an [bad word] addict.