(( LYRICS: ))

[SOLLUX:]
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit iid never let you go
we dont need no 2pace 2hiit two make that body glow
loo2en up your bra2 girl2 and get up on the flow
boondollar2 iin my claw2 that iid really liike two blow

2wag, 2wag, 2wag on you
headcanon bout my diick? lemme tell you that iit2 [bad word] do a double take, yeah, baby ii got two
that mean2 one of them for FF and one of them for you

(2wag)

[ARADIA:]
id like t0 be everything y0u want

[FEFERI:]
)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you! 38D

[SOLLUX:]
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go
yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low
cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go
iid never let you go

tell me bout your feeling2
2itting on a pile
2oon iill get you 2quealing and make iit worth your whiile
yeah, ii dont mean to boa2t but feferii liike2 the view
AA ha2 been a gho2t once but now 2hell be my boo

[ERIDAN:]
matesprit, matesprit!
god i wwant a matesprit!

[SOLLUX:]
eriidan, what the [bad word] are you doiing here

[ERIDAN:]
i just need to be LOVVED

[SOLLUX:]
you piiece of 2hiit get out of my 2ong

[ERIDAN:]
you said thong

[SOLLUX:]
(2waggiie)

[ARADIA:]
id like t0 be everything y0u want

[FEFERI:]
)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you! 38D

[SOLLUX:]
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go
yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low
cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go
iid never let you go

[ARADIA:]
y0u kn0w y0ure my w0rld
y0u g0t all i need s0l
spend a week 0n the sun, ill be calling y0u my matesprit

[FEFERI:]
If I was your girl, I'd never leave you, Sol!
I just want to LOV-and treat you RIGHT!

[SOLLUX:]
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go
yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low

[ARADIA:]
(highest bl00d t0 l0w)

[SOLLUX:]
cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go
iid never let you go

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hey, giirl...

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iif ii wa2 your mate2prit