We are the Village Green Preservation Society
 God save Donald Duck, Vaudeville and Variety
 We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
 God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties

 Preserving the old ways from being abused
 Protecting the new ways for me and for you
 What more can we do

 We are the Draught Beer Preservation Society
 God save Mrs. Mopp and good Old Mother Riley
 We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
 God save the George Cross and all those who were awarded them
 We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular
 Help save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula
 We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
 God save little shops, china cups and virginity
 We are the Skyscraper condemnation Affiliate
 God save tudor houses, antique tables and billiards

 Preserving the old ways from being abused
 Protecting the new ways for me and for you
 What more can we do

 God save the Village Green