Let's get this funeral party started right here
We're gonna conjure up a little fun
You know you can't just [bad word] just anyone
These days are numbered singin' five, four, three, two, one
So pack your bags you're leaving now honey just believe it you're done, done, done, done, done

Lay her down to rest in your bloodstained party dress
Say goodnight to all your guests
Darling now forgive but not forget
Here's to all your lies, say your last goodbyes
Honey don't act so surprised
Don't you realize that tonight's the night that you die

Heartbreaks are your profession
Now you're not keeping my attention
Six feet just won't do, we'll have to dig a little deeper just for you
Well, I've got your number and the countdown's just begun (Five, four, three, two, one)
We're settling the score so leave your body at the door cause you're done, done, done, done, done

Lay her down to rest in your bloodstained party dress
Say goodnight to all your guests
Darling now forgive but not forget
Here's to all your lies, say your last goodbyes
Honey don't act so surprised
Don't you realize that tonight's the night that you die

It's your funeral party ladies and gentlemen, so let's have some fun
Kill, kill, kill! Kill, kill, kill!

I've got your number singing five four three two one
Lay her down to rest in your bloodstained party dress
Say goodnight to all your guests
Darling now forgive but not forget
Here's to all your lies, say your last goodbyes
Honey don't act so surprised
Don't you realize that tonight's the night that you die, yes you!