This is a ballad of my private thoughts
 This is a ballad of my private thoughts
 Music is nothing
 Stands in the background
 It s the ringing in your ears when your head hits the pillow
 It s the ache in your brain when the night club is over
 The ache in your brain when the night club is over
 'Sups and downs, ups and downs
 Take my thoughts, take my thoughts
 What to, what to do?
 Taking off my trousers and you take off your socks
 You can set the night on fire with a disco ball
 razor sharp haircut, razor sharp haircut
 little perfume and a racing pulse
 And a wonderbra. wonderbra

 I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
 I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
 I was there

 (Big brother keeps [bad word] now )

 Area 51 is under my bed,
 Extinct in the middle of winter
 You re so talented and beautiful
 one in a millon, 
 my teeth shine like dead stars
 God [bad word] out, god [bad word] 
 Sucks on his own sweat, it s been a hard days work
 God [bad word] out, god [bad word] 
 Sucks on his own sweat, it s been a hard days work

 I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
 I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
 I was there

 [bad word] is better for girls with imagination, imagination
 [bad word] is better for girls with imagination, imagination

 I heard that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
 I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
 I was there

 Big brother keeps [bad word] now and
 Big brother keeps [bad word] now and
 Big brother keeps [bad word] now
 Big brother keeps [bad word] now