Jerry was a race car driver
 And he drove so goddamned fast
 He never did win no checkered flag
 But he never [bad word] in last
 Jerry was a race car driver
 He'd say "El Sob #1!"
 With a bocephus sticker
 On his 442 he'd light 'em up
 Just for fun

 Captain Pierce was a fireman
 Richmond engine #3
 I'll be a wealthy man when I get
 dime for all the things that 
 Man taught to me
 Captain Pierce was a strong man
 Strong as any man alive
 It stuck in his craw that they
 Made him retire at the age of 65

 GO!

 Jerry was a race car driver
 22 years old
 Had too many cold beers one night
 And wrapped himself around a telephone pole. go.