The girls
 Are as fast as a game
 Are as bright as a flame
 And you're always to blame

The girls
 Are as pink as the light
 And as dark as the night
 And they're always right

The girls
 Are as cold as the sphinx
 Always dreaming of minks
 They drive you to drink

The girls
 Are as soft as a sigh
 That whispers good-bye
 And leaves you to cry

But the dogs
 Well, they're only dogs
 Just wagging their tails
 As they watch it end

Oh, the dogs
 Well, they're only dogs
 And maybe that's why
 They're man's best friend

The girls
 Can make you feel cold
 Can make you feel old
 An antique to be sold

The girls
 They play with your heart
 They tear you apart
 You're never too smart

The girls
 They throw you from towers
 They'll whip you with flowers
 It depends on the hours

The girls
 Will treat you like trash
 Or let you be brash
 It depends on your cash

But the dogs
 Don't depend on a thing
 They just lick your face
 When they see it end

Oh, the dogs
 Don't depend on a thing
 And maybe that's why
 They're man's best friend
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The girls
 You know that they are vain
 They will poison your brain
 They will drive you insane

The girls
 Will laugh at your jokes
 How they love the coat on (???)
 But it is all a hoax

The girls
 Are still making dates
 they still making you wait
 and they say you are late

The girls
 Are yours for a throw (?)
 At least you think so
 Ah but you will never know

The dogs
 Well you know the dogs
 They lift up a leg
 As they see it end

The dogs
 Well you know the dogs
 And maybe that's why
 They're man's best friend
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The girls
 They're not what they seem
 They all have a scheme
 They call it a dream

The girls
 Are as hot as they please
 And you're down on your knees
 With the greatest of ease 

The girls
 Say you're on the right track
 Then they take it all back
 Tie it up in a sack

The girls
 They will give it of course
 But they give with such force
 That it gives you remorse

But the dogs
 They give nothing at all
 They just lift a leg
 As they watch it end

Oh, the dogs
 They give nothing at all
 And that's the reason why
 They're man's best friend

And yet it's because of the girls
 When they've knocked us about
 And our tears want to shout
 That we kick the dogs out