The Fair Maid
 sung by Dervish (Harmony Hill) 

 When I was a fair maid about seventeen
 I listed in the Navy for to serve the queen
 I listed in the Navy a sailor lad to stand
 For to hear the cannons rattle and the music so grand
 The music so grand, the music so grand
 For to hear the cannons rattle and the music so grand 

 The officer that listed me was a tall and handsome man
 He said You'll make a sailor [bad word] along my man
 My waist been tall and slender my fingers long and thin
 And the very soon they learned me I soon exceeded them
 I soon exceeded them, I soon exceeded them
 And the very soon they learned me I soon exceeded them 

 They sent me to my bed they sent me to my bunk
 To lie with a sailor I never was afraid
 But taking off me bluecoat shirt often made me smile
 For to think I was a sailor and a maiden all the while
 maiden all the while, a maiden all the while
 For to think I was a maiden and a sailor all the while 

 They sent me up to London for to guard the tower
 And I thought I might be there till my very dying hour
 But a lady fell in love with me I told her I was a maid
 She went up to the captain and my secret she betrayed
 My secret she betrayed, my secret she betrayed
 She went up to the captain and my secret she betrayed 

 The captain he came up to me and asked if this was so
 I dare not I dare not I dare not say no
 It's a pity we should lose you such a sailor lad you made
 It's a pity we should lose you such a handsome young maid
 Such a handsome young maid such a handsome young maid
 It's a pity we should lose you such a handsome young maid 

 So fare thee well my captain you've been so kind to me
 And likewise my shipmates I'm sorry to part with thee
 But if ever he Navy needs a lad a sailor I'll remain 
 I'll put on me cap and feathers and [bad word] the rigging again
 [bad word] the rigging again, [bad word] the rigging again
 I'll put on me cap and feathers and [bad word] the rigging again