Mr. Guder
Say, Mr. Guder!
May I have a moment with you
But there is something I've got to say
And please don't let it scare you away

Mr. Guder
Say, Mr. Guder!
I have seen you go through a day
You're everything a robot lives for
Walk in at 9 and roll out the door at 5

You reflect [bad word] image
You maintain [bad word] to live by
Shine your shoes let's keep a neat haircut
Now that you're wearing a coat and tie

Mr. Guder
Say, Mr. Guder!
Some day soon you may realize
You spend your life just playing a game
Where no ones wins but everyone stays the same

Mr. Guder
Say, Mr. Guder!
Some day soon you may realize
You've blown your life just playing a game
Where no ones wins but everyone stays the same
The sa-a-a-me

Please!
Play your game!
Stay the same!