Lyrics to Confessions - in three movements :
This first movement is called:
Feminism

I believe that women have the right 
To walk the streets at night
And not be afraid for their lives
I believe that a woman has the right 
To choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement 
Of the conservative right

And I believe that women have the right 
to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated like dirt
And I believe we men are pathetic 
how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure of a woman's worth
I'm ashamed on behalf of my  
For making women feel like objects
 [bad word] I love [bad word] though, I just really love them [bad word] I love [bad word] though, I just [bad word] them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch [bad word] than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like [bad word] 

And this second movement is called:
Poverty [bad word] 

I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or they're poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself
Even when I'm [bad word] How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok 
That the luxuries I crave [bad word] at the expense of my fellow man
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
 [bad word] I love [bad word] though
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them

They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own [bad word] than a pub, be
Doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love [bad word] 
The third movement:
Enviromentalism

I believe the that planet we live in 
Is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume 
We can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely
The world's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit
 [bad word] I love [bad word] though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun 
When they're aged 21
Or octogenarian
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat [bad word] than a bap, be
Doop be doo
I just really love [bad word] 
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like [bad word] Designed to tempt men in situations 
When they can't get a glimpse of your bum
I find such hypotheses dumb
It's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy [bad word] Since they said that 
I can't look my great aunt 
In the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

From that first little suck of [bad word] To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
We're just [bad word] monkeys in shoes
And I
Will always love [bad word] I will always love [bad word]