I don’t have a problem with pizza or beer 
or tons of mutated cannibal creeps 
No, I don’t have a problem with any of that, 
but crossover songs are too [bad word] short 

I don’t have a problem telling people to mosh,  [bad word]  I’ve done it myself once or twice 
No, I can’t throw stones at any of that, 
but crossover songs are too [bad word] short 

What is the issue, where is the fire, 
Are you dying to open the keg? 
Is it that you just can’t wait to stop playing? 
Is your songwriter cooking an egg? 

Crossover songs are too [bad word] short 

Your songs are good 
Your riffs are strong 
But they’re only 
Two minutes long 

Your album’s great 
But here’s the facts 
It’s half an hour 
With nineteen tracks 

a second verse 
would sure be nice 
or write a bridge 
use one riff twice 
don’t slow it down 
go the same pace 
but you don’t have to finish your song first, this isn’t a race