I walked the whole nine yards 
Across town and missed the boat 
I gave your diamond ring 
To [bad word] part of the sea 
I left a pocket full of sunshine 
In my other jeans 
And then it rained cats and dogs 
And I'm allergic to them all 
YEAH 

Try not to think about it 
Try not to dwell on it 
but I like to worry myself sometimes 
about things I can't control 
I didn't wear a smile today 
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey 
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way 
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]

Embraced my red letter day 
And then the mail [bad word] 
I stopped to smell a rose 
But ate [bad word] and poisoned oak 
I went out on a limb 
And a little bird told me off 
I took one for the road 
And drove directly into a wall 
C'MON 

Try not to think about it 
Try not to dwell on it 
but I like to worry myself sometimes 
about things I can't control 
I didn't wear a smile today 
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey 
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way 
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]

My [bad word] broken down 
My stomach feels sick 
My phone just died and my neighbour is a [bad word] 
I lost my wallet 
My back hurts, My knee hurts 
But who am I [bad word] 

I didn't wear a smile today 
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey 
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way 
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day 
(should never of got out of bed) 
I didn't wear a smile today 
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey 
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way 
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x3]