Oh dang..
What is it dawg?
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
Didn't get a gift for her.
Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed. [bad word] I forgot it too.
This could have been avoided.
What the [bad word] are we gonna do?

My mom’s been so alone
Ever since my daddy left.
COLD
No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray
Word
My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Hold up.
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Slow up
What time is it dawg?
 It’s time for a switcharoo
 We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
 [bad word] 
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should [bad word] each others mothers
JT: [bad word] each others moms
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that [bad word] is crazy [bad word] each others moms

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses
They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to pork your mom
I’m gonna be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle
Shout up
My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
 [bad word] 

It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my