When I'm drivin' in my car
And a [bad word] on the radio
He's telling me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

When I'm watchin' my TV
And a [bad word] on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarrettes as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby [bad word] back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on losing streak
I can't get no, a no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say