You talk about the weather
Sun's out - it's gonna rain
It's gonna pour down. 
Take a drive - no car
Take walk - let's stay home
And fool around.

You talk about religion
Moses - Jezebel
Go to church - go to bed
Godspell - go to [bad word] Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty

You talk about politics
White House - [bad word] house
Revolution - prostitution
President - Mickey Mouse.

You talk about music
Chopin - too square
Heavy metal - too loud
Top twenty - who cares?
Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty.

Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House
Filthy naked poses - Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism [bad word] Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin. 

You talk about painting
Van Gough - kiss my ear
Gaugin - go where?
Van [bad word] - she's [bad word] 

You talk about Shakespeare
Romeo - or Juliet [bad word] - good idea
Oliver Twist - not quite yet
Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty.

Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House
Filthy naked poses - Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism [bad word] Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty