They say [bad word] love [bad word] once in a lifetime, and even though were from opposite ends of the earth, my heart tells me your the one for me, Mahmoud

I remember when it started, saw you on the news,
You were hatin' [bad word]  I was eatin' food
But I was feelin' you, even though I disagreed
With almost everythin' you said you 'aint wrong to me
So strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud, make my heart beat right out of my chest
My mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
Is the threat of you [bad word]  home with me
Our love for each other's like when atoms collide
Can't express how I feel, ay yo Adam let's ride

And Iran, Iran so far away
Is your home, but in my heart you'll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran together to a tropical island
My Man, Mahmoud is known for rilin'
Smiling, if he can still do it then i can
They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
You can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin'
You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt... Yeah

And Iran, Iran so far [bad word] home, and in my arms you'll stay

I used to look at the stars and dream
Round the world same stars were seen
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud

Talk smooth to me, without a tie
Your pants high waisted, [bad word] so fly
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
And laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene you got me straight trippin' boo
Hope you look in my eyes and say I'm trippin' too
You say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do
You should know by know, it's you

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you'll stay

Your crazy for this one Mahmoud, you can deny the holocaust all you want, but you can't deny ther's something between us, I know you say there's no [bad word] in Iran, but you're in New York now baby, it's time to stop hiding, and start living

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you'll stay