Ate you out on the bathroom floor [bad word] and [bad word] out and up against the door
Never been so battered [bad word] and sore

Didn’t sleep that night and I’ve never slept since
You tasted [bad word] and coke and you smelled like velemints
With girls in high school it never felt like this

If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up
If I’m in [bad word] I don’t want to die
If you promise that we’ll never break up
I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie

Undergrad first year at OSU
Met at a kegger on Neil Avenue
I showed her my piercings she showed me her new tattoo

She digs boys in bands and she likes all my favorite groups
Even made me a mix tape with Avail and Motley [bad word] Got stoned in her car and had breakfast at the dube

If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up
If I’m in [bad word] I don’t want to die
If you promise that we’ll never break up
I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie

Standing on the dance floor with a Budweiser
Playing with myself and no ones the wiser
See a nice girl and I’m right up beside her
Play the bad boy cause you know that excite her

I say baby baby you getting pretty sweaty
Cutting up the dance floor like a machete
Next thing you know I’m taggin that betty
Taking those curves like Mario Andretti

If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up
If I’m in [bad word] I don’t want to die
If you promise that we’ll never wake up
I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie