Go, Go ape [bad word]  Go ape [bad word]  Go, Go ape [bad word]  Go ape [bad word]  Go, Go ape [bad word]  Go ape [bad word]  Well, I'm about to let it go down

 Hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
 I'm gonna smoke your [bad word] like cheech and chong smokes weed
 My [bad word] s so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
 I'm gonna [bad word] your face til your eyes get blurry

 Motherpoker, I'll be poking you right up, Now you're choking
 [bad word] suck my [bad word] like Slash loves rock
 I'm your fack, Get up on your bare back
 When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling

 Bashed up, Gashed up, You ain't got no feeling
 Stick 'em in a wheelchair, I'm your favourite nightmare
 I'ma die hard like [bad word] [bad word] Willis
 I am not sick I'm just simply the illest, Uh huh

 It's on like donkey kong
 On, on, on like donkey kong
 It's on like donkey kong
 On, on, on like donkey kong

 [bad word]  I don't know if you can handle this storm
 Go, Go long I'm on like King Kong

 Chopping through the butcher's shop, Racking the meat
 You'll climax so hard the autotunes'll make your ears bleed
 Getting [bad word] from behind his head on the pelvis
 I'm down for deep anal, [bad word]  I'm not about the cervex

 Blonde Barbie Ken, [bad word] the hollister [bad word]  I'm more [bad word] than Clay Aiken with aberzombie and [bad word]  And when [bad word] back yelping for a second helping
 You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm [bad word] felching

 Neck, Back, Sack then onto the [bad word]  Got more [bad word] crack than the hoods and harlem
 Spray me, Don't date me; Use your mouth not your hand
 I'd swallow your [bad word] like vodka if my name was Linday Lohan

 If there's a way, There's a train, Ride it on me
 I'll be your railroad baby, Just give me your seat
 This [bad word] just [bad word] your girl, She got rid off her [bad word]  Sewed her snatch, Got a [bad word] just so she could [bad word] me

 It's on like donkey kong
 On, on, on like donkey kong
 It's on like donkey kong
 On, on, on like donkey kong

 [bad word]  I don't know if you can handle this storm
 Go, Go long I'm on like King Kong

 I'm slamming [bad word] like constant a barrel
 [bad word] more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
 [bad word] so good I had to put it in a song
 It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong

 Slamming them like Sparrow

 Go, Go ape [bad word]  Go ape [bad word]  Go, Go ape [bad word]  Go ape [bad word] 
 It's on like donkey kong
 On, on, on like donkey kong
 It's on like donkey kong
 On, on, on like donkey kong

 [bad word]  I don't know if you can handle this storm
 Go, Go long I'm on like King Kong

 I'm slamming [bad word] like constant a barrel
 [bad word] more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
 [bad word] so good I had to put it in a song
 It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong