[bad word] back my friends to the show that never ends

We're so glad you could attend [bad word] inside [bad word] inside!

There behind a glass is a real blade of grass

be careful as you pass.

Move along! Move along! [bad word] inside, the show's about to start

guaranteed to blow your head apart

Rest assured you'll get your money's worth

The greatest show in Heaven, [bad word] or Earth.

You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.

You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....

Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies

And he laughs until he cries then he dies then he dies [bad word] inside the shows about to start

Guaranteed to blow your head apart

You gotta see the show

It's a dynamo

You gotta see the show

It's rock and roll

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline

Will perform on guillotine

What a scene! What a scene!

Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand

to Alexander's Ragtime Band

Dixie land, Dixie land

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!

See the show!

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool

Seven virgins and a mule

Keep it cool. Keep it cool.

We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown

were exclusively our own,

All our own. All our own. [bad word] and see the [bad word] and see the [bad word] and see the show!

See the show!