Oh I wish I had a boyfriend
 I wish I had a loving man in my life
 I wish I had a father
 And maybe then I woulda turned out right

 But now I'm just crazy
 and totally mad
 Yeah Im just crazy
 and [bad word] in the head

 And maybe if I really try with all of my heart
 Then I could make a brand new start in love with you

 I wish I had a suntan
 I wish I had a pizza and bottle of wine
 I wish I had beach house
 And we could make a big fire every night

 Instead I'm just crazy and totally mad
 Yeah Im just cray and [bad word] in the head

 And maybe if I really try with all of my heart
 Then I could make a brand new start in love with you
 [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on Baby!