I woke up late, my sorrows didn’t drown
 I need me a drink but it’s a thirty-minute drive into town
 [bad word] neighbours, playing that song
 I’m doing the housework but cleaning up with nothing on

 It’s hotter than [bad word] in a nuclear sky
 I need me a drink but I don’t need a DUI
 The back of my throat is like an ash tray
 I need me some liquor, some vodka, and Ocean Spray

 It’s hotter than [bad word]  a nuclear sky
 I need me a drink but I don’t need a DUI

 Got hot tub blues
 I got red hot shoes
 I got need for some fun
 Beer and guns

 I got hot tub blues
 I got red hot shoes
 I got need for some fun
 Beer and guns

 Jump in my [bad word]  head for Wal-mart
 To get me a gun, something to eat with jalapenos on
 I got me a job but I don’t like the work
 I can’t get laid, but some fooling around couldn’t really hurt

 Palm Springs or maybe Wigwam
 I sit in a hot tub, get me some happy on
 Stopped by a cop and asked for ID
 He said stick to the limit, I said [bad word] I can’t hardly read

 Got hot tub blues
 I got red hot shoes
 I got need for some fun
 I got beer and guns

 I got hot tub blues
 I got red hot shoes
 I got need for some fun
 I got beer and guns

 (She’s got hot tub blues
 Red hot shoes
 Need for some fun
 Beer and guns

 She’s got hot tub blues
 Red hot shoes
 Need for some fun
 Beer and guns)

Ma’am, I’m gonna need to see some ID. Ma’am, I’m gonna need you to step out of the vehicle. Ma’am, I need you to put the bottle down. Ma’am? Ma’am? Ma’am, I’m gonna need to -

 Hotter than [bad word] in a nuclear sky
 I need me a drink but I don’t need a DUI
 It’s hotter than [bad word] in a nuclear sky
 I need me a drink but I don’t need a DUI

 I got hot tub blues
 I got red hot shoes
 I got need for some fun
 Beer and guns

 I got hot tub blues
 I got red hot shoes
 I got need for some fun
 I got beer and guns

 (She’s got hot tub blues
 Red hot shoes
 Need for some fun
 Beer and guns

 She’s got hot tub blues
 Red hot shoes
 Need for some fun
 Beer and guns)