I love gettin' hummers from chicks dressed as Klingons
Bumpy heads bobbin' up and down
Like their necks have a spring on
And I know their teeth hurt
But I still get my thing on

And that's why
And that's why
I'm in a Star Trek band

I wanna tag team a stripper with Mr. William Shatner
He'll take the front and [bad word]  I'll take the back-ner
And when we blow
We're gonna reach warp factor

And that's why
And that's why
I'm in a Star Trek band

Well, people ask me
Where do I find my joy?
Do I like hot girls, green aliens or young boys?
Well, I got two words for you my friend - Leonard Nimoy

And that's why
And that's why
I'm in a Star Trek band

And that's why
And that's why
We're in a Star Trek band