We let a Gryffindor into our very evil band
Yeah we don’t care what you think we knew it was time to expand
You [bad word] rock with us no matter which house that you’re in
Yeah, you put your hands together The Parselmouths are back again

You may think that we’re crazy, or under the imperius
But Slytherin’s are lazy and this is something we discussed
So we had this great idea, and she agreed, oddly enough
And we hired our good friend Eia, mostly to carry our stuff

We let a Gryffindor into our very evil band
Yeah we don’t care what you think we knew it was time to expand
You [bad word] rock with us no matter which house that you’re in
Yeah, you put your hands together The Parselmouths are back again
 [bad word] a band is hard work, but Gryffindors are good at that,
She may not have a great smirk, but at least her notes are never flat
We still practice in the dungeons and [bad word] that it’s too cold
But I’ll admit we kind of like her though we’ll always hate the red and gold

We let a Gryffindor into our very evil band
Yeah we don’t care what you think we knew it was time to expand
You [bad word] rock with us no matter which house that your in
Yeah, you can put your hands together The Parselmouths are back again

We let a Gryffindor into our very evil band
Yeah we don’t care what you think we knew it was time to expand
You [bad word] rock with us no matter which house that you’re in
Yeah, you put your hands together The Parselmouths are back again
The Parselmouths are, The Parselmouths are, The Parselmouths are back again!