Out of all the reindeers
You know you're the mastermind [bad word] Run Rudolph
Randolph ain't too far behind
 [bad word] run Rudolph
Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry
Tell him he can take the freeway down [bad word] run Rudolph
'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round

Said Santa to a boy
Child what have you been longing for?
All I want for Christmas is a
Rock and roll electric guitar
And then away [bad word] 
Whizzin' like a shootin' star

Said Santa to a girl
Child what would please you most to get?
little baby doll that can cry, sleep, drink, and wet
And then away [bad word] 
Whizzin' like a saber jet
 [bad word] run Rudolph
Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry
Tell him he can take the freeway down [bad word] run Rudolph
'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round
 [bad word] run Rudolph
I'm reelin' like a merry go round [bad word] [bad word] run Rudolph
I'm reelin' like a merry go round