Ladies you're [bad word] right
You can't read a man's mind
We're living in two tribes
And heading for war 
Nobodys perfect
We've all gotta work it
But fellas we're worth it
So don't break the law 

Your calls late, big mistake
You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you 
We're gift-wrapped kitty kats 
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Yeah lets go, Eskimo
Out into the blue [bad word] take my hand, understand that you can
You're my man and I need you [bad word] make my dreams, honey hard as it seems
Loving me is as easy as pie (aii)

I'm just a love machine
Feeding my fantasy 
Give me a kiss or three
And I'm fine 
I need a squeeze a day
'Stead of this negligee 
What will the neighbours say
This time

I've been going crazy while you sleep
Searching for a language that the two of us can speak
So mister prehistoric make your wheel
And I'll breathe underwater cos I like the way it feels 

Your calls late, big mistake
You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you 
We're gift-wrapped kitty kats 
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Yeah lets go, Eskimo
Out into the blue [bad word] take my hand, understand that you can
You're my man and I need you [bad word] make my dreams, honey hard as it seems
Loving me is as easy as pie (aii) 

I'm just a love machine
Feeding my fantasy 
Give me a kiss or three
And I'm fine 
I need a squeeze a day
'Stead of this negligee 
What will the neighbours say
This time

(Oh) It's very new
Can anybody tell me what to do?
(Oh) This feeling's very strange 
Can anybody tell me what's you're game?

(Oh) little education
(Oh) To kick your motivation
(Oh) We'll turn the situation (round) 
(Oh) Cos I don't wanna change ya 
(Oh) Making you a stranger 
(Oh) I'll only re-arrange ya (for now)

(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(0h) To kick your motivation 
(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine 
(Ooo Ooo)