Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
Door opens
who's your daddy? 
Daddy, what're you doing? 
Haha 
Ok then! everybody, listen up! 
I'm goin to [bad word]  [bad word]  with me? 
Somebody, please help him!
giggle 
i think my dad gone crazy! 
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to [bad word]  brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my [bad word] off
All this time, me and dre been [bad word] with hats off 
Suck it marshall 
Tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this [bad word] button and blast off
And launch one of [bad word]  and that's all
Blow every [bad word] thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the [bad word] off
Haley, tell 'em baby 
My dad's lost it 
There's really nothin' else to say ha, i can't explain it 
I think my dad gone crazy! 
little help from hailie jade would, should tell them maybe 
I think my dad gone crazy! 
Theres nothing you could do to save it, could ever change me 
I think my dad gone crazy! 
There's noone on earth that can save me, not even halie 
I think my dad gone crazy! 
It's like my mother always told me
Eminem Impersinates His Mom
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little [bad word] If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
Er.. [bad word] that [bad word]  [bad word]  eat a [bad word]  [bad word] Chew on a prick, and lick a million [bad word]  [bad word] for second
I'd rather put out a [bad word] gospel record
I'd rather be a [bad word] whipped [bad word]  eat [bad word] And have [bad word] lips glued to my face with a [bad word] ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my ammo
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
i the only [bad word] one who's normal any more? 
Dad  [bad word] 
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd gank my [bad word] teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get [bad word] by [bad word]  lightning twice at once
And die [bad word] back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with [bad word]  every time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as bump n' [bad word] on
More pain inside o' my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's grave,
Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And nash briddy musta just stop it
Parents are [bad word]  but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heater's desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither  [bad word] 
Crazy 
You're funny daddy!