Bless my soul 
Herc was on a roll 
Person of the week 
In evry Greek opinion poll 
What a pro 
Herc could stop a show 
Point him at a monster 
And you're talking SRO 

He was a no one 
zero, zero 
Now he's a honcho 
He's a hero 
Here was a kid with his act down pat 
From zero to hero in no time flat 
Zero to hero just like that 
 
When he smiled 
The girls went wild with 
oohs and aahs 
And they slapped his face 
On ev'ry vase 
on ev'ry vase 

From appearance fees and royalties 
Our Herc had cash to burn 
Now nouveau riche and famous 
He could tell you 
What's a Grecian urn? 

Say amen 
There he goes again 
Sweet and undefeated 
And an awesome 10 for 10 
Folks lined up 
Just to watch him flex 
And this perfect package 
packed a pair of pretty pecs 
 
Hercie, [bad word] 
He sees, he conquers 
Honey, the crowds were 
Going bonkers 
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk 
From zero to hero a major hunk 
Zero to hero and who'da thunk 
 
Who put the glad in gladiator? 
Hercules! 
Whose daring deeds are great theater? 
Hercules! 
Is he bold? 
No one braver 
Is he sweet 
Our fav'rite flavor 
Hercules, Hercules... 
Hercules, Hercules... 
Hercules, Hercules... 
 
Bless my soul 
Herc was on a roll 
Undefeated 
Riding high 
And the nicest guy 
not conceited 
 
He was a nothin' 
zero, zero 
Now he's a honcho 
He's a hero 
 
He hit the heights at breackneck speed 
From zero to hero 
Herc is a hero 
Now he's a hero 
Yes indeed!