Metal letters Lions Gate.
Clouds in background dissipate.
Cue black transitional fade.
It's Daft Punk costume contest day. 
Teleport behind the doors.
Teleport again once more.

Daft-not-so-punk if they open doors.
The crowd demands an encore.
Don't nod you crazy white boy.

Hologirl's not as good as a blow up toy
Worst timing to cut to children.
Probably should rewrite that joke 
but until then watch the dinnertime 
Hologirl [bad word] a real girl 
and raise her hand.
"'member that one time?"
Flashback: Crackerjack prize. Army cab ride.
Graffiti warning sign. 
It's dessert time.
Bless them scouts.
Girlscouts... are illegal.
Morgan Freeman faces consequences.
White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
Pull him up the stairs as Katniss
stares in horror cut for suspense.

"Ohmygah!"

"If you sneeze on me 
I'll take a bath with you sometime."
"ACHOO, BOOYAH!"
(hot gasp)
"No, I won't let her."

If you'd look through my eyes, 
you'd know that those eyes were mine...
cause of the blonde hair on the sides.

 [bad word] of drama.
Lady Gaga thinks she has hand puppets.
Launch some fake fireworks,
spit some real fire.
Cop a feel. 
Flamboyant host propose a toast.
Strike a dramatic pose.

Things are catching fire (like the title)
Turn.
Hold the bird in front of fire
(like the movie poster)
Burn the flag. Cut to:
Girls talking 'bout boys... that they're gonna kill.

No matter how fast [bad word] 
they're still gonna burn with fiery passion.
Every Revolution.
Hold him [bad word] 
Where'd his shirt go?
Does she have telekinesis? 
No.
Begins with a spark.
Let's draw on 3.
1. You cheated!
Just... do it.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Mockingjay on Sauron's Eye.
"Eh?"
"Tobuscus. Mm."
"Ah! Tobuscus!!"
They all hope they can survive until 
November 22
in theaters and IMAX 
 [bad word] 
#TheSpark