Ezio is my name, Murdering children is my game.

Stabby stabby, Slice n' Dice
I Hunt you down and killa your momma,
Cuttsy cuttsy, killy killy
I stab your eyes with my flashbombs.
Theres a few things that you should know
my uncles name is Mario.
I am on Wii? O hella no!
How'd you like that, a-Nintendo?

I'll stab you IN DA FACEEEEE,
I'll beat you in [bad word] RACEEEE,
I won't hesitate to take your LIFEEEEEE,
I'll even kill my own WIFEEE.
(Just kidding honey.)

I throw money for the poor
I'm the easter bunny,
though unlucky for them
its all a chocolate money.
jumpy, jumpy, climb and climb
I'll jump down here and break my back.
Doctor doctor heal me,
he'll fix me up and I'll give him a SMACK. Sweepy sweepy cleany cleany
his brooming skills is where he excels.

Shoppy Shoppy buy some stuff
look at these prices what the [bad word] !
I'm such a [bad word] I'll poison you
and you'll freak out and go kookoo
people will gather round
watch you like your in a zoo,
they dance around they gone insane
I feel so proud to cause his pain.
They'll point and laugh
they think its funny
but they don't care
when I throw the money.

I'll kill you when I'm on my horse.
I'll throw you into a wall,
I'll make love to all the beautiful whores.
Hey you have a wife IF-YOU RECALL.
I'll counter your attack,
I'll chill and I'll sit on a bench,
I'll pretend that I'm a normal person,
I really like this bench.

I'm stab you,
he's gonna stab you,
I'm kill you,
he's gonna kill you.
Altaïr got nothing on me!
I can jump into pink leaves
then leave it with full health.
Solid Snake and that Sam Fisher [bad word] to me they suck balls
I'm the master of the stealth.

Ezio's my name having herpies is my game.
I can stand around all day long,
I beat up people who sing me songs,
I can pretend that I have friend,
Sometimes I try to make amends.

I'll stab you IN DA FACEEEEE,
I'll beat you in [bad word] RACEEEE,
I won't hesitate to take your LIFEEEEEE,
I'll even kill my own WIFEEE.