Did I strangle you with my love? 
Think I saw it wrapped around your throat 
The last time I saw you, you looked so pale 
And white just like a ghost 
It was fine for about 5 little minutes 
And then you cleared your throat 
My eyes swelled up, I curled my toes 
And you said I almost choked 
And you said I almost choked 
But honey why did you go 
Behind the bunhouse? 
Didn't you know how much I had to give? 
You knocked me over the head 
With a rolling pin 
And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs 
The penny dropped even before I clocked 
Just where your hands had been 
It's like you'd done your hair for somebody else 
Scared that you might have been seen 
I slipped down a flight of stairs 
And my face must have looked so long 
Cos even the tosser with the saxophone 
Was asking me what's wrong 
He said "buddy, what is wrong?" 
Honey why did you go 
Behind the bunhouse? 
Didn't you know how much I had to give? 
You knocked me over the head 
With a rolling pin 
And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs 
Please won't you spare me the details 
Before I get up and I go 
Who was it that stabbed me in the back 
Or do you think I ought not to know? 
You see the way I was before we met 
I was curled up in a shell 
And if I'm not counting planes up in the sky 
Then I'm falling down a well 
I'm at the bottom of a well 
Honey why did you go 
Behind the bunhouse? 
Didn't you know how much I had to give? 
You knocked me over the head 
With a rolling pin 
And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs