I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em
what up dawg, what you been up to
Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out
me and you, we been down for a while right
we been here and there, we been pretty tight
somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
but hear me out, I didnt mean nothin buy it, I'm gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this [bad word] I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin
I was over there mowin' the grass
and I could feel her eyes all up on my [bad word] and then I went inside to make a phone call
and there she was with a [bad word] hanging out her bra
one thing just led to another
next thing you know I'm butt [bad word] your mother
Please don't hate me
but I been [bad word] your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been [bad word] your mother loose lately please don't hate me 
you never should have [bad word] a juggalo
Don't hang up, I still got more
your momma gives head like a heroin [bad word] I wasnt thinking about you as my bud
when she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud
we broke out with your grandpa's gin
and got [bad word]  I [bad word] her with a bowling pin
she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
your mommas one of my favorite [bad word] she likes lickin from the back of my balls
to the tip of my [bad word] with one big lick
she calls me her big teddy bear
I chase her around in my underwear
I admit I like spanking her but
I used your sock though to catch my nut
don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better
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that's probably why your toes been stickin together
Please don't hate me
but I been [bad word] your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been [bad word] your mother loose lately please don't hate me 
you never should have [bad word] a juggalo
maybe they call you a termihater
if this was a swamp youd be a allihater
you could use a cold glass of haterade [bad word] up, bring the allihater
your moms [bad word] looks like oatmeal yo
its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
and I aint trying to diss her either
I'm only sayin' that I wish you would trim her beaver some
every hair is like a foot long [bad word] looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
its allright with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the b-hole
and your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
here I am stuffin her muffin
not to mention the pickle buffin
and I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
and we plan on [bad word] again, allright, i'll talk to you later
Peace EMINEM
(Jesus someone got [bad word] up [bad word] 
Please don't hate me
but I been [bad word] your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been [bad word] your mother loose lately please don't hate me 
you never should have [bad word] a juggalo Please don't hate me
but I been [bad word] your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been [bad word] your mother loose lately please don't hate me 
you never should have [bad word] a juggalo