Hanzai toshi… Gensoukyou… darakushi kouhai [bad word] seigi wo shin no sugata ni [bad word] no wa
Hou no bannin de [bad word] watashi shika inai no da wa!

Kaitei – zaijou wo tsukitsukete
Suitei – kantei no kekka zantei
Zentei – yuuzai tonikaku yuuzai
Shirokuro hakkiri tsuke danzai!

Reimu! (Reimu!) Binbou kouhaku miko. Jitsu wa senkakubanrai chuu
Touhou BUUMU wa otoroezu doko ga binbou da kono sagi onna!

Suika! (Suika!) Yoppage RORIITA youjo ONI. Jitsu wa nenchaku SUTOOKAA
Ichi oku nen to ni shuu kan mae kara dokodemo omae wo [bad word] 

Sanae! (Sanae!) Choushi [bad word] seijun kidori no UBU na miko
Jitsu wa zankoku KOJUUTOME

Marisa! (Marisa!) Kono nusutto kari PAKU nori PAKU PAKKU PAKU!
Ano ko no kokoro mo PAKKU PAKU
 [bad word]  [bad word] ) Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baaka baka!
Jigoku ni iku ni mo ataisezu

FURAN! (FURAN!) Sono uu uu iu no wo yamenasai!
Yamenasai! Yamenasai! Yamenai to korosu wa yo! Kii!

Danzai! (Danzai!) Danzai! (Danzai!) Danzai! (Danzai!) Danzai! (Danzai!)
Hanketsu! Choueki sanji no oyatsu kinshi sannen!
Tadashi, BANANA to kinoko wa oyatsu ni [bad word] 

Hakkiri [bad word] shiro to kuro, tsumi to batsu
Haiiro nante arienai no
Ii kagen, aimai wa daikirai
Wakai nante sasenai wa yo

Yuyuko! (Yuyuko!) Higeki no bourei shoujo, jitsu wa BAKYUUMU oogurai
KAREE wa nomimono nanka ja nai kara kasumi de mo tabete jichou nasai

Yukari! (Yukari!) Sukima ni tadayou hanzai kusa. Ayashii uragane, zoushuuwai
Kamikakushi, kinkakushi wa asobi no [bad word] de yamete oke

Okuu! (Okuu!) [bad word] tada more FYUUJON kikenbutsu
Higai wa jindai, mugendai

Komachi! (Komachi!) Omae wa buka da. Buka daro sono ue ni
Chichi dekai kuse ni shigoto sabotten ja neeeeee!

Chuugoku! (Chuugoku!) Eirin! (Eirin!) Keine! (Keine!) Ran! (Ran!)
Kanako! (Kanako!) Yuugi! (Yuugi!) RETI! (Reti!) Yuuka! (Yuuka!)
Danzai! (Danzai!) Danzai! (Danzai!) Danzai! (Danzai!) Danzai! (Danzai!)
Hanketsu! Choueki, sono mune yokose 300 GURAMU zutsu!
Omaera sondake [bad word] dakara chotto kurai ii darou!

Kyousei sousa, torishirabe gouin ni
Shouko nante ato de ii no
SUTORESU no hakeguchi wa saiban de
Gyakuten nante sasenai wa yo

Zettai danzai [bad word] 
Watashi no hanketsu ni igi nante mitomenai wa