[Che:] 
Goodnight and thank you Huevo 
She is in every magazine 
Been photographed, seen, she is known 
We don't like [bad word]  but your case has been packed 
If she's missed anything, you could give her a ring 
But she won't always answer the phone 

[Eva:] 
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies 
But we have pretended enough 
It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves 

[Che:] 
Which means ... 

 [bad word] ] 

[Che and Eva:] 
There is noone, noone at all 
Never has been, and never will be a lover, male or female 
Who hasn't an eye on, in fact they rely on 
Tricks they can try on their partner 
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them 
Support them, promote them 
Don't blame them, you're the same 

[Che:] 
Goodnight and thank you Emilio 
 [bad word] your task 
What more can we ask of you now? 
Please sign the book on the way out the door 
And that will be all, if she needs you she'll call 
But I don't think that's likely somehow 

[Eva:] 
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies 
But when we were hot, we were hot 
I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared 
Which means ... 

 [bad word]  substituting "blame her" for "blame them", sung only by Che] 

[Eva:] 
There is no soap, no soap like Zaz 
No detergent, lotion, or oil with such power in the shower 
It's the mother and father of luxury lather 
The talk of the bath, the great ointment 
One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic 
You're scented, you'll be sent 

[Che:] 
Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon 
We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio 
We'll think of you every time she's on the air 
We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way 
So do up your trousers and go 

[Eva:] 
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies 
The decline into silence and doubt 
Our passion was just too intense to survive 

[Che:] 
Which means ... 

[Lovers:] 
This is a club I should never have joined 
Someone has made us look fools 
Argentine men call the ual shots 
Someone has altered [bad word] 

[Eva:] 
Fame on the wireless as far as it goes 
Is all very well but every girl knows 

[Che:] 
She needs a man she can monopolize 
With fingers in dozens of different pies 

[Lovers:] 
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies