Break a mirror, roll the dice [bad word] with scissors through a chip pan firefight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don’t sit down cause i’ve moved your chair

Find a well known hard man and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
 [bad word] a circular hole 
With a peg that’s square
But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair

Oooh yeah yeah yeah

Bite the lightning
And tell me how it tastes
Kung fu fighting on your roller skates
Do the macarena in the devil’s lair
But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair

Oooh yeah yeah yeah