We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long
It's got back-up vocal's in just the right places
It's got a few oohs and ahhs
It takes a little pause
Just before I sing the anthem

Please play this song on the radio
Almost every line is sung on time
Almost every verse ends in a rhyme
The only problem we had was writing enough lines
But that's okay, because the [bad word] is [bad word] up again now

Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio

Right about this time
Some [bad word] will be drawin a fat [bad word] line
Over the title on the back sleeve, what an [bad word] 
So mr. DJ, i hope you already made your segway
Or the FCC is gonna take a [bad word] right on your head
Can't play this song on the radio.