Soldier: Let's get down to business,
to defeat the BLUs. I asked for valiant
soldiers.  All I got was you.  You're the
saddest bunch, I've ever met, and you can
bet before we're through...  Yessir, I'll
make a man out of you.

Spy: (laughs) Tranquil as a forest, but
on fire within.  (Fire! Fire!)

Sniper: We just need one more Sniper, and
we're sure to win!

Soldier: You're a spineless, pale,
pathetic lot, and you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!

Scout: I ain't ever gonna catch my breath.

Medic: Say goodbye to those who knew me!

Engineer: Boy, was I a fool for cuttin'
gym...

Heavy: I think someone soiled diaper...

Pyro: Hudda, hudda, hudda, hudda...

Demo: Oh, I wish that I knew how to swim!

(Be a man!)

Scout: We must be swift as a coursing
river!

(Be a man!)

Medic: With all the force of a great
typhoon!

(Be a man!)

Spy: With all the strength of a raging
fire!  Ha-ha!

Sniper: Mysterious as the dark side of
the moon!

Soldier: Time is racing toward us, til
the BLUs arrive!  Heed my every order, 
and you might survive!  But you're
unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up,
go home, you're through...  How can I
make a man out of you?

Scout: I can do it...

(Be a man!)

We must be swift as a coursing river...

(Be a man!)

With all the force of a great typhoon...
 
(Be a man!)

With all the strength of a raging fire...
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
Hey, I did it!

(Be a man!)
 [bad word]  We must be swift as a coursing
river...

(Be a man!)

With all the force of a great typhoon...

(Be a man!)

With all the strenght of a raging fire...
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Medic: Do you feel the Schadenfreud?