One day I will build a fountain, drink and never grow old.
Then I'll market an elixir that will eliminate [bad word] cold.

Find your sickness on my list,
Pay up front, and make a wish...

One day I will work with animals, all the tests I'm gonna do.
All my [bad word] natural, and when we're done we'll boil'em down for glue

That we could use to readhere
Your lips to mine if you were here.

There's a lot I will never do,
Some fantastic, I know it's [bad word] 
But not as much as my want to be with you...

I can't stand to wait in line long, so I built a new machine.
It just measures up the distance, and then eliminates the folks between.

One day I'll [bad word] a satellite, and I'll name it after you.
'Cause you were the greatest friend of all, except for when you split my lip in two.

To see the look upon your face
As I launch you into space...

There's a lot I will never do, 
Some fantastic, I know it's [bad word] 
But not as much as my want to be with you.

Bye-bye self-respect.
I haven't had much of it since you left.
I missed out on the best of you.

Someday I will find the secret to your social chemistry.
Then I'll print it on a T-shirt, and it'll make you wanna be with me.

And if I wear it past your work,
You'll see other guys are jerks.

Much like pheromones for flies,
You will not avoid my eyes.

There's a lot I will never do,
Some fantastic I know it's [bad word] 
But not as much as my want to be with you.

Bye-bye self-respect.
I haven't had much of it since you left.
I missed out on the best of you.

Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye...