♪ 9,986,000 minutes ♪

♪ we actually sat down
and did the math ♪

all:
♪ 9,986,000 minutes ♪
♪ that's how many minutes
that you've worked here ♪
- ♪ in costumes ♪
- ♪ In impressions ♪
♪ in meetings ♪

both: ♪ in cups of coffee ♪
♪ for birthdays ♪

Stanley: ♪ more meetings and ♪

Angela and Phyllis: ♪ email
forwards you made us read ♪

all: ♪ 9,986,000 minutes ♪
<i>♪ that's like watchidie hard
80,000 times ♪</i>

♪ you hit me with your car ♪

♪ you helped me get off [bad word] ♪

♪ I watch you when you sleep ♪

♪ I forgive you
for kissing me ♪

all:
♪ remember to call ♪

♪ oh, you got
to remember to call ♪

all:
♪ remember to call ♪

♪ love is a gift
from up above ♪

all:
♪ remember to call ♪

both:
♪ text or call or email ♪
♪ or call ♪
♪ measure ♪
♪ measure your life in love ♪

all:
♪ remember to call ♪
♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

all:
♪ remember to call ♪

♪ yeah yeah
you got to remember to call ♪
all: ♪ remember to call ♪
- ♪ Whoo-hoo-ooh ♪
♪ ooh-ooh ooh ooh ♪