I like girls
 They like me
 They look so good
 In they're satin jeans
 Want you to be the one
 And my only
 I want be faithful
 But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar.

 My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
 Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
 Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
 Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

 You see I got this problem
 I need help tryna solve it
 Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie [bad word]  You can hide them, I'm a find them, on the counter, in the closet
 And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
 My girl be setting booby traps
 To catch me eating Scooby snacks
 I left [bad word] in the bed once
 But I told her I was through with that
 She still don't be believing me
 And I guess that I'm cool with that
 But I got a sweet tooth, that'll [bad word] loose
 And the [bad word] of the matter is.

 I like girls,
 They like me
 They look so good
 In they're satin jeans
 Want you to be the one
 And my only
 I want to be faithful
 But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

 My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
 Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
 Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
 Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

 I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
 And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
 Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
 Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
 Hazelnut Brazilians,
 Macadamia Caucasians,
 Double stuffed or thin mint
 It don't matter you getting it
 Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll [bad word] loose
 And the fact of the matter is.

 I like girls,
 They like me
 They look so good
 In they're satin jeans
 Want you to be the one
 And my only
 I want to be faithful
 But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

 My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
 Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
 Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
 Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

 I'm a monster for these cookies
 I'm a beast for they're treats
 An animal for they're crackers
 Head to feet they so [bad word] sweet
 Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
 Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.

 And then you have it haha
 I tried my best
 I went to cookie anonymous
 I guess I'm a failure
 I can't seem to keep my [bad word] hands out the cookie jar but,
 It is what it is