IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??
HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!
You men have it so easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!
 [bad word] PRINCESS BLUES [bad word] PRINCESS BLUES [bad word] PRINCESS BLUES [bad word] PRINCESS BLUES

OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!
GOD [bad word] IT, WHY'THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW??
I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!!
OHHH...You're hungry are you? [bad word] HERE IRVING DARLING...
HOW ABOUT BLOODY MARY!!!