I'm a shepherd for the pentecost
 I got my scriptures and my wires crossed
 I got no kids and I got no home
 They want us holy men to live alone

 Since I've been here for a little stay
 I see Rozetta day by day
 She turns my head makes me cough
 I want to tear my collar off

 I just can't sleep at night
 Rozetta dressed in white
 She's got the Devil's light
 Shining in her eyes

 Screamed my sermon damning sin and vice
 When underneath I was a regular guy
 My pulpit melted like a block of ice
 When a bolt of lightning hit me from the sky

 From my stretcher when they wheeled me in
 I stared directly in the eyes of sin
 Nurse Rozetta standing over me
 And I was helpless as a man of God could be

 Nurse Rozetta I won't let her
 Catch me peering down her sweater
 Fantasizing silk suspender on her thighs
 Nurse Rozetta make me better
 Secretly my eyes undress her
 Let me feel your tongue depressor

 I'm suddenly twice my size
 My pants are all wet inside

 She's so creative with a bar of soap
 And so inventive with a stethoscope
 To check my pulse she gotta hold my hand
 I blow the fuse on the encephalogram

 Satan sent her from the bowels of [bad word]  I should have recognized old Jezbel
 I surrendered to the urges felt
 She popped the buckle on my bible belt

 I just can't sleep at night
 Rozetta dressed in white
 She's got the Devil's light
 Shining in her eyes

 I'd lick her nylon seams
 Like a hungry cat with cream
 Oh what a vivid seam
 And I can't hold back no more