You’ve got your [bad word] s teeth
smiling at you.
It keeps your brain safe,
as it all eats at your face…
And don’t worry,
we’ll ‘blur it out’
and no one
ever will know,
oh
no, oh oh oh

This is my beautiful show
and everything is shot
in slo-motion
This is my beautiful show
and everything is shot
in slo-motion

Pump in the laughter
of dead-audience applause
and TEENAGE RAPE candidates
I think we got ourselves
a ‘real hit’
Don’t we wish
that we had something
more than
hate amber panic
and panic
morbid panic

hate and morbid panic

This is my beautiful show
and everything is shot
in slo-motion
This is my beautiful show
and everything is shot
in slo-motion
SLO-MO-TION

I’m the host with Vaseline
I hide behind bulletproof glass
and I can feel your [bad word] with my brand new camera
(equipped with a flash)
fast-food-nude
I hate you all
but somehow
you find me…
incredibly charming

This is my beautiful show
and everything is shot
in slo-motion
(incredibly charming)
This is my beautiful show
and everything is shot
in slo-motion
SLO-MO-TION
(incredibly charming)
SLO-MO-TION
(incredibly charming)
This is my beautiful show
and everything is shot
in slo-motion