I know your girlfriend hates me
I see it in her eyes
The way she looks right on me
It opens up in time
I know your girlfriend hates me
See you know it’s [bad word] The way she hangs upon you
And watches every [bad word] on
Girl you think you’re something
But have I got news for you (who) 

I don’t mind
If it’s the cold and sadistic you like
But now I’m thinking
Who’s wearing your trousers now
She’s no good
Oh stop pretending she’s misunderstood
I heard her saying it’s either me or her
Smell the coffee, boy, and open your eyes
Life’s too long for you to get it wrong 

I know your girlfriend hates me
I see it in her eyes
The way she looks right on me
It opens up in time
I know your girlfriend hates me
See you know it’s [bad word] The way she hangs upon you
And watches every [bad word] on
Girl you think you’re something
But have I got news for you (who) 

Oh, poor you
With all your lockets that have broken in two
Does she get a little excited, don’t hide it
I heard her screaming in the dead of the night
Life’s too long for you to get it wrong 

I know your girlfriend hates me
I see it in her eyes
The way she looks right on me
It opens up in time
I know your girlfriend hates me
See you know it’s [bad word] The way she hangs upon you
And watches every [bad word] on
Girl you think you’re something
But have I got news for you (who) 

Ringy dingy ding ding ding ding
Ringy dingy ding ding
Ringy dingy ding-a ding ding ding
Ringy dingy ding ding
Girlfriend wants to see who’s calling
Freaking out, your phone keeps going
Ringy dingy ding ding ding ding
Ringy dingy ding ding
Life’s too long 

I know your girlfriend hates me
I see it in her eyes
The way she looks right on me
It opens up in time
I know your girlfriend hates me
See you know it’s [bad word] The way she hangs upon you
And watches every [bad word] on
Girl you think you’re something
But have I got news for you (who)