Cigarettes and chocolate milk 
These are just a couple of my cravings 
Everything it seems I likes a little bit stronger 
little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me 

If I should buy jellybeans 
Have to eat them all in just one sitting 
Everything it seems I likes a little bit sweeter 
little bit fatter, a little bit harmful for me 

And then there's those other things 
Which for several reasons we wont mention 
Everything about em is a little bit stranger, a little bit harder 
little bit deadly 

It isn't very smart 
Tends to make one part 
So brokenhearted 

Sitting here remembering me 
Always been a shoe made for the city 
Go ahead accuse me of just singing about places 
With scrappy boys faces have [bad word] of the town 

Playing with prodigal sons 
Take a lot of sentimental valiums 
Cant expect the world to be your raggedy andy  [bad word] on empty you little old doll with a frown 

You got to keep in the game 
Retaining mystique while facing forward 
I suggest a reading of lesson in tightropes 
Or surfing your high hopes or adios kansas 

It isn't very smart 
Tends to make one part 
So brokenhearted 

Still there's not a show on my back 
Holes or a friendly intervention 
Im just a little bit heiress, a little bit irish 
little bit tower of pisa 
Whenever I see ya 
So please be kind if Im a mess 

Cigarettes and chocolate milk 
Cigarettes and chocolate milk